5. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and stuff I don't keep in my garage?
4. What's arguably more humane than one dead baby in ten dumpsters?
3. What's funnier than a live adult in a clown costume?
2. How many dead babies was I able to fit in a barrel last night after I killed them?
1. What's the funniest way to prevent human overpopulation while neither killing anyone over the age of 1, nor causing a decrease in births?
