I didn't want to make this blog into a link blog, but I come across a lot of interesting stuff on the web, and I usually just post it to my AIM profile. So my AIM profile is becoming a link blog with no archive. Here is today's AIM profile dump.
Grey's Anatomy is a great show. It had to be said.
"Don't inter-fucking-rupt!"
Expletive infixation
"By making misogynistic, racist statements in the friendliest way and asking people to high-five over them, [Borat] gets folks to say things they wouldn't if they knew the film was going to be shown in their own country." --Borat Makes Funny Joke On Idiot Americans
"They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. They're not laughing now." --Bob Monkhouse
Great pickup lines from Weird Al:
You must have fallen from heaven -- that would explain how you messed up your face.
Girl, you'd look like the Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms.
HOST: I'm curious, have you ever Googled anybody? Do you use Google?
BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps.
Bush Says He Uses The Google
"If you came from the future, wouldn't you do exactly what Bill Gates did???"
"The criterion by which we cherry-pick morals from the bible is available to all of us -- religious or not." --Richard Dawkins
Hey baby,
If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me?
Smooth... or ROUGH??
"I wish I were your problem set, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk."
While arresting a speeding driver, a police man asked this question: "Do you know how fast you were going?!"
The driver replied, "No, because I knew exactly where I was."
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain -- and most fools do. --Benjamin Franklin
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