Friday, February 25, 2011

You can have as much as you want

You like M&Ms, right? So consider this fascinating state of affairs: You can have as many M&Ms as you want.

The fascinating part isn't that you can have nice things -- it's that for some nice things, you can have as much as you want. You can keep eating M&Ms until you completely extinguish your desire to eat more M&Ms, and eat more M&Ms the instant your hunger is rekindled.

If you want to appreciate the luxury of modern life, forget about how awesome our airplanes and cell phones are. Instead, just focus on all the luxuries that are available and affordable to you in unlimited quantities.

  • You can eat as many calories as you want.
  • You can eat as many different kinds of foods as you want.
  • You can have as many pillows and cushions as you want.
  • You can read as many books as you want.
  • You can watch as many movies as you want.
  • You can watch as much porn as you want.
  • You can listen to as many varieties of music as you want.
  • You can take a shower for as long as you want.
  • You can drink as much of any beverage as you want.
  • You can get as drunk as you want.
  • You can make your house as hot or cold as you want.
  • You can light your house as brightly as you want.
  • You can plug in as many electrical appliances as you want.
  • You can drive to as many places as you want.
  • You can learn as many skills as you want.
  • You can talk with as many different people as you want.
If you want to know what the future will be like, just think of everything you like, and imagine having as much as you want!

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